Interior feedback, unfiltered

Your room asked to be roasted.

Upload one photo. Get a funny video roast, three useful fixes under $50, and a rendered preview of your room's redemption arc.

Your first roast is free. No design vocabulary required.

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Roast preview

“The overhead light is giving airport interrogation room.”

The RoomRoast promise

Funny, never personal
Three fixes under $50
Renter-friendly by default

One photo. Full intervention.

Honesty your group chat can't deliver.

RoomRoast turns interior feedback into entertainment, then makes the punchline useful with affordable, visual next steps.

01

Drop the evidence.

Upload a clear photo of your bedroom, dorm, living room, or suspiciously empty corner. No floor plan or style quiz needed.

02

Get roasted—with receipts.

AI voice meets real design reasoning in a short, shareable breakdown of what is throwing the space off.

03

Fix the plot.

Get three affordable actions, shopping links, and a glow-up image showing the better ending.

Choose your level of honesty

Start free. Upgrade for the glow-up.

Quick Roast

$0

A taste of the truth, ready to share.

  • One room photo
  • Short witty roast
  • One quick-win suggestion
Get the free roast
Full intervention

Glow-Up Roast

$9

per room

The complete roast, rescue plan, and visual proof.

Full roast video
Three fixes under $50 total
Shoppable recommendations
AI-rendered glow-up image
Share-ready before and after
No recurring subscription
Roast and rescue my room

Before you upload

Fair questions. Brutally honest answers.

Enough inspiration. Get an intervention.

Your room can take a joke. Can you?

Upload the photo you almost posted, and leave with a roast worth sharing and fixes worth making.

Start my free roast